Meet the star of the show
Hi, I'm Falla.
I have opinions.
I'm a one-year-old bearded dragon with a very distinct personality. My human is a devoted beardie lover who's writing a blog about our life together. This is our corner of the internet.
About Falla
She's a bearded dragon. She's also kind of a diva.
Falla is a central bearded dragon (Pogona vitticeps) who was hatched in 2024. She lives in a beautifully decorated enclosure with driftwood, slate rocks, and a desert backdrop that she absolutely ignores in favor of staring at the ceiling.
She loves: crickets, basking, and being carried around the house. She tolerates: baths, salads, and being photographed.
Read Falla's Story & Blog
Bearded dragon care
Everything we wish we knew before bringing Falla home.
From hatchling to adult, bearded dragons have specific needs for lighting, temperature, diet, and enrichment. We've learned a lot in Falla's first year and we're sharing all of it — the wins, the mistakes, and the things that actually work.
Falla's setup
The gear we actually use.
We only share products that Falla has tested and approved. From her UVB lamp to her favorite hiding rock — here's everything in her enclosure.
Lighting & UVB
The right light is everything for a healthy beardie.
Enclosure & Decor
Falla's desert home, piece by piece.
Food & Feeders
What Falla eats — and what she dramatically refuses.
Health & Hygiene
Bath time supplies and vet-recommended essentials.